#YIPPIE TYTYTY FOR THE WIP QUESTIONS :3333

[demoniccrowz]

hey that was MY murder ASK!!!!!!!!!

OH YIPPIE YIPPIE IM VERY PROUD OF THIS ONE I MADE THE AU UP WITH MINIMAL PROMPTING :33333

okay so the basis of this one is Emduo are well known serial killers and crimeboys are also serial killers but they are much much less well known and they get in a one sided rivalry with Emduo because emduo gets credit for one of their kills since crimeboys are less known than emduo, so crimeboys start trying to outdo/outmurder them.

i think emduo would realize they were being blamed for murders they didn’t do, and which weren’t their style at all, so they’re confused and very intrigued by who is actually doing the murders. they start investigating and do a way better job than the police, who are used to blaming all murders on emduo. they find out about crimeboys, catch them in the midst of a murder, and end up kinda taking them in and teaching them how to hide their tracks better.

as for dynamics, this would definitely be counted as found family and SBI, but its more of Phil & Techno are about the same age and have been lifelong friends, whereas Wilbur & Tommy are literally brothers, and Wilbur is taking care of Tommy.

I feel like this would be written as, like, a very funny fic, with silly antics and stuff and everyone is really desensitized to the things they are doing, but everything has a really dark undertone that is just never addressed yet it’s all, of course, pretty off-putting and creepy/unhinged. like, found family and shit, but they’re literally all killing people. Techno has a very sweet teaching moment with Tommy, except he’s teaching the kid the best tendons to cut on a person’s legs so they can’t run away. Phil and Wilbur have a meaningful conversation, while both being covered in blood and having people screaming in the background. that kind of vibe.

[forgetmenotsheal]

Okay so I,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,uhm............... look I- okay just take this... ig

“Uh–Phil, you might want to see this.” Phil raised his head from the stew he was making on the stove for him and Technoblade to have, Kristin had given him a recipe she saw on pinterest and he thought that he’d make it a few times to get it right before offering it to her on a date, either way, they eat tonight. “What’s up mate?” Phil asked, wiping his hands on his jeans and stepping into the living room where his lifelong companion sat. Technoblade and Phil had been friends since middle school, sharing a bond that was as unshakeable as it was peculiar. Technoblade had moved to Phil’s school in the fifth grade, and Phil was immediately curious about who this person was. Techno had pink hair in braids and a little red sweater with a pig sewed onto the front and blue jeans. He was a whirlwind of energy and quirks, and Phil had been drawn to him like a moth to a flame.

Technoblade had his laptop open, scrolling through articles with a furrowed brow. “I think we might have a problem.”

Phil leaned over, peering at the screen. It was a news article titled “Emerald Duo strikes again! Murder of Vice President Jschlatt and his secretary: Quackity.’ Phil just blinks because - uh, no, what the fuck? Neither of them have done that, what?? They haven’t gone out to work in a few weeks (thanks to Phil being a fucking simp, in Technoblades’ words not Phil’s) but who was pretending to be them, did they have a copy cat or something? 

“Huh.” Phil said, unable to think of anything else in the situation to say.

"It's gotta be a mistake," Phil murmured, his voice laced with doubt. "We've been here the whole time."

Technoblade shot him a look that spoke volumes. "Look at the video." He pointed at the article's embedded media player, where a grainy surveillance footage played. One figure moved swiftly through a hallway. The timestamp at the bottom of the screen read 'Today, 12:30 PM.’ “Okay, well this just proves it's not us, we never slip up like that, it's amateur!” Phli said, pointing at the screen with one hand while Techno hummed in agreement. The figure in the video was lanky, far taller than Technoblade and Phil combined, while Phil wasn’t the tallest of men standing at a solid 5 '12 while Techno was a good 6' 3 this person seemed a lot taller than him. Technoblade could see that the person's hair was curly under their beanie through the graining security footage. 

Phil took a step back, crossing his arms. "We need to figure out who's doing this. It's messing with our reputation, not to mention the cops are gonna be all over us again."

Technoblade nodded, his gaze still glued to the screen. "Agreed. And we can't have some wannabes stealing our thunder."

The two of them sat down at the kitchen table, their brains buzzing with theories and possible suspects. They were meticulous in their work, known for leaving no trace behind, so the idea that someone was mimicking their style was both flattering and infuriating. They had built a reputation for being untouchable, and now some amateurs were threatening to tarnish it.

hey that was MY murder ASK!!!!!!!!!

OH YIPPIE YIPPIE IM VERY PROUD OF THIS ONE I MADE THE AU UP WITH MINIMAL PROMPTING :33333

okay so the basis of this one is Emduo are well known serial killers and crimeboys are also serial killers but they are much much less well known and they get in a one sided rivalry with Emduo because emduo gets credit for one of their kills since crimeboys are less known than emduo, so crimeboys start trying to outdo/outmurder them.

i think emduo would realize they were being blamed for murders they didn’t do, and which weren’t their style at all, so they’re confused and very intrigued by who is actually doing the murders. they start investigating and do a way better job than the police, who are used to blaming all murders on emduo. they find out about crimeboys, catch them in the midst of a murder, and end up kinda taking them in and teaching them how to hide their tracks better.

as for dynamics, this would definitely be counted as found family and SBI, but its more of Phil & Techno are about the same age and have been lifelong friends, whereas Wilbur & Tommy are literally brothers, and Wilbur is taking care of Tommy.

I feel like this would be written as, like, a very funny fic, with silly antics and stuff and everyone is really desensitized to the things they are doing, but everything has a really dark undertone that is just never addressed yet it’s all, of course, pretty off-putting and creepy/unhinged. like, found family and shit, but they’re literally all killing people. Techno has a very sweet teaching moment with Tommy, except he’s teaching the kid the best tendons to cut on a person’s legs so they can’t run away. Phil and Wilbur have a meaningful conversation, while both being covered in blood and having people screaming in the background. that kind of vibe.